cuntilope 

Very drunk male shirtless golfers that are part of a raging stag party on the golf course who will hit their balls into you well off the fairway and then come up to you in order to either a) fake a drunken apology, b) ask you if you saw their golf ball.

Where were you, Susan? I was just helping a cuntilope find his ball.

cuntilope by Nougatness August 7, 2022

cunteloupe 

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.

The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.

cunteloupe by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

cuntaloupe 

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

cuntglomeration 

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner

Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc

cuntglomeration by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

Cantelope 

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Cuntile

Where being a cunt becomes a condition...

Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...

Cuntile by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010

Cuntivore 

An individual so singularly dedicated to pussy ingestion that pussy becomes the main component of said individuals diet...

That Martin is such a cuntivore, last time he sneezed a tampon was blasted from his left nostril travelling almost 40 yards at speeds approaching 74 mph..

Cuntivore by Clem February 12, 2005