Cuntifact 

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.

Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.

Cuntifact by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

cuntification by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

cuntfaceshitmaster 

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

cuntfaceshitmaster by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011

cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

cuntificate by acljew November 7, 2006

cuntface

1. A word used to describe a stupid bitch who thinks everyone loves her, when in fact the whole world hates her.

2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.

3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.

Kristin: "Remember that one girl that used to live with us?"
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."

cuntface by Emily and Kristin January 18, 2008

cumifaction 

When a person is completely satisfied with the amount of cum they have recieved. ; to satisfy your cumgry-ness

jordan - yo what happened to gabe last night?

jose - he was gettin cumifaction

cumifaction by cumfillment July 20, 2009

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.

These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.

cuntractor by cuksocker November 9, 2010