cuntholed

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A problem or situation caused by a female in which you are detrimentally effected.
Being betrayed by a female

Example #1

Matt: "Have You seen Jessica, she owes me fifty dollars"

Chris: "Dude you're not gonna see that money, you got cuntholed"

Example #2

Inmate 1: "What you in for dog?"

Inmate 2: " Domestic violence, but yo I didn't even touch her bro"

Inmate 1: " Damn brotha, you got cuntholed"

Inmate 2: "Tell me about it"

Example #3

"I've been cuntholed so many times its hard for me to trust woman anymore"

Example #4

"My aunt called the cops on me and now I'm a felon. That bitch cuntholed me!"

cuntholed by King Richard Face September 21, 2013

Words you can keep

cunthole

when a person is behaving like a major cunt.

That guy Hugh is major cunthole

cunthole by milllexxx June 26, 2016

Related Words

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cuntold

The female equivalent of a cuckold. A submissive wife with a husband who takes on nympho and skanky lovers whereby the husband's sexual pleasures become the wife's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.

The wife learned how to please her husband by watching a cuntold satiate him

cuntold by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

cunthole

A worthless peice of shit who is so repulsive and generally nasty, that calling him a mere asshole simply isnt enough. Thus the word Cunthole was created.

Here is a prime example of a cunthole.

Danny: Hey guys, last night i got a girl incredibly drunk, and then i took advantage of her. I didnt use a condom either, and i gave her clamidia. HAHAHAHAHA

Carl: Danny that was just wrong, why would you do that? You are such a fucking cunthole

Peter: I agree Carl, Danny really is cunthole.

cunthole by waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh October 16, 2008

cuntseled

verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.

Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...

cuntseled by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017

cunthole

An extremely nauseating person.

Your mom is a cunthole.

cunthole by Justin July 29, 2003

cuntledingus

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.

Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi

cuntledingus by _Tbaby February 19, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026