Cuntdolences

Sympathy bestowed upon a friend who has been taken advantage of by a cunt.

My deepest cuntdolences to you, John, on losing Rita.

by Kalla D'mont November 11, 2012

condolences window

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

by Mentirosa August 6, 2011