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cuntseled 

verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.
Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...
cuntseled by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017
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CuntSlide 

A fictional person/character whom may be used in the process of insulting or ruining an individual's reputation, especially online in the gaming community.
Player 1: You are soooo bad at this game.

Player 2: You really can't talk, you lost to cuntslide 3 times in a row.
CuntSlide by nathooo January 11, 2018
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cuntsalad 

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.
i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.
cuntsalad by john verwey November 26, 2010

cunteyed 

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"
Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!
cunteyed by becy September 26, 2005

cuntledingus 

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.
Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi
cuntledingus by _Tbaby February 19, 2020

Cuntmeleon 

An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)
Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!
Cuntmeleon by Quality_Control April 16, 2009

Cuntered 

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.
Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.
Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011