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verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.

Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...

cuntseled by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017

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CuntSlide

A fictional person/character whom may be used in the process of insulting or ruining an individual's reputation, especially online in the gaming community.

Player 1: You are soooo bad at this game.

Player 2: You really can't talk, you lost to cuntslide 3 times in a row.

CuntSlide by nathooo January 11, 2018

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cuntsalad

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.

i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.

cuntsalad by john verwey November 26, 2010

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cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

cunteyed by becy September 26, 2005

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cuntledingus

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.

Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi

cuntledingus by _Tbaby February 19, 2020

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Cuntmeleon

An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)

Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!

Cuntmeleon by Quality_Control April 16, 2009

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Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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