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Cuntsole 

-To comfort someone after any loss of cunt, or a bad one night stand with someone that has a cunt, or someone that is a cunt in general.

-Gaming console owned by someone with a cunt, or is a cunt in general
-Jordan's bros offered him several drinks to cuntsole him after the one night stand the night before, which went awry.

- Randy was looking to play a little Call Of Duty on his sister's Wii cuntsole, but she didn't allow him to.
Cuntsole by RobRiches January 8, 2009
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Cuntsole 

Cross between a Cunt and an Asshole
Someone can be a cuntsole.
You can get cuntsoled.
eg "that bloke is an absolute cuntsole"

"A truck run into me and totally cuntsoled me"
Cuntsole by white fella April 18, 2009
when a person is behaving like a major cunt.
That guy Hugh is major cunthole
cunthole by milllexxx June 26, 2016
A worthless peice of shit who is so repulsive and generally nasty, that calling him a mere asshole simply isnt enough. Thus the word Cunthole was created.
Here is a prime example of a cunthole.

Danny: Hey guys, last night i got a girl incredibly drunk, and then i took advantage of her. I didnt use a condom either, and i gave her clamidia. HAHAHAHAHA

Carl: Danny that was just wrong, why would you do that? You are such a fucking cunthole

Peter: I agree Carl, Danny really is cunthole.

cuntseled 

verb: past tense: a cunt who counseled; past participle: presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has been “counseled,” for being a stupid cunt after urging viewers in a TV interview to buy products from the clothing line & jewelry line of presidential daughter Ivanka Trump.
Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway has cuntseled veiwers on live national tv to buy shitty products...
cuntseled by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017
Your mom is a cunthole.
cunthole by Justin July 29, 2003

Cuntsomer 

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.
I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.
Cuntsomer by Mistalazer May 18, 2011
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