cuntformen 

Poisoning someone’s sandwich.

Sam is such an asshole, I’m definitely cuntformening him tomorrow.

cuntformen by Tenelum June 19, 2022

Cuntfirmed 

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.

"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."

Cuntfirmed by Brutopian August 24, 2009

cuntference

A meeting of cunts - male or female; A conference you don't want to be at or involved with; if your boss is a cunt and you have to meet with her/him; a showdown of cunts

My boss is a cunt and I have to meet with her. It's going to be a cuntference;
I have to go to a cuntference with my boss.

cuntference by Mozery January 30, 2015

Cuntfirmed 

Something that you know is happening, but you have no proof.

Guy 1: "Man, I'm so excited for the new Smash Bros game!"

Guy 2: "But they haven't said anything about it, not even a hint or a teaser!"

Guy 1: "Well yeah, but even so it's pretty much Cuntfirmed at this point, it's not like it ISN'T coming."

Cuntfirmed by ni:b::b:er February 1, 2018

cunterment 

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."

cunterment by alex-u June 2, 2011

Cunterment 

The cunty argument of a cunt

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment but...

Cunterment by C brooker May 9, 2011

Cuntforted 

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind

When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her

Cuntforted by nickylags October 13, 2014