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Cuntfirmed 

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.
"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."
Cuntfirmed by Brutopian August 24, 2009
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cuntference

A meeting of cunts - male or female; A conference you don't want to be at or involved with; if your boss is a cunt and you have to meet with her/him; a showdown of cunts
My boss is a cunt and I have to meet with her. It's going to be a cuntference;
I have to go to a cuntference with my boss.
cuntference by Mozery January 30, 2015

Cuntfirmed 

Something that you know is happening, but you have no proof.
Guy 1: "Man, I'm so excited for the new Smash Bros game!"

Guy 2: "But they haven't said anything about it, not even a hint or a teaser!"

Guy 1: "Well yeah, but even so it's pretty much Cuntfirmed at this point, it's not like it ISN'T coming."
Cuntfirmed by ni:b::b:er February 1, 2018

cunterment 

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...
I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."
cunterment by alex-u June 2, 2011

Cunterment 

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment but...
Cunterment by C brooker May 9, 2011

Cuntforted 

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind
When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her
Cuntforted by nickylags October 13, 2014