Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 08, 2011

Drunkcycle

The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard

Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..

by nickylags August 20, 2014

shitcere

the opposite of sincere, not heartfelt or genuine

Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?

Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..

by NickyLags August 20, 2012

Door Trot

that move that is faster than a walk but not a run when someone holds the door open for you

When the new girl in my complex saw me holding the door open for her she started to door trot.

by nickylags April 17, 2015

Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.

Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work

by NickyLags September 17, 2012

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.

The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate

by NickyLags October 10, 2010

maskish

Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish

Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish

by nickylags June 02, 2020