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cuntrivance 

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.
Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.
cuntrivance by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

Cuntfidence 

Delusional confidence usually found in those cunts of the highest order.
"look at that stupid prick dancing in the kanye west glasses, full of cuntfidence"
Cuntfidence by Culivar July 12, 2009

Cuntfidence 

1 a: a feeling or consciousness of a bitchy womans powers or of reliance on bitchs circumstances
b: faith or belief that (said bitch) thinks shes emotionally destroying her husband in a right, proper, or effective way
2: the quality or state of being certain : certitude (cuntitude?)
1 a:<had perfect cuntfidence in her ability to emasculate her husband> < she debased her husband with brash cuntfidence>
1 b:<having cuntfidence in highlighting her husbands shortcomings>
2 a:<they had every cuntfidence of successfully killing husbands spirit>
Cuntfidence by Friendly Observations February 17, 2009

Cuntadance

When you've got confidence, but your a cunt about it
Jamie keeps flirting with Jessica by hitting her, he's got a lot of cuntadance
Cuntadance by Kjbunda September 22, 2021

Confidance 

When you suddenly burst into dance after a rush of confidence while inebriated
I was drunk at the bar but this chick told me i looked good so i burst into my confidance
Confidance by StreetGoon January 24, 2015

Cuntfodance

When you're so confident you act like a cunt
Barry gonna get a punch in the face due to his cuntfodance
Cuntfodance by Richfatbloke February 21, 2023
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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