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cuntfidance 

Having confidence while carrying out an antisocial act.
Did you see the way that driver cut me off and then zoomed through the train barrier as it was closing?! Now that takes cuntfidance.
cuntfidance by Zebidee55 August 17, 2011
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cuntrivance 

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.
Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.
cuntrivance by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

Cuntfidence 

Delusional confidence usually found in those cunts of the highest order.
"look at that stupid prick dancing in the kanye west glasses, full of cuntfidence"
Cuntfidence by Culivar July 12, 2009

Cuntfidence 

1 a: a feeling or consciousness of a bitchy womans powers or of reliance on bitchs circumstances
b: faith or belief that (said bitch) thinks shes emotionally destroying her husband in a right, proper, or effective way
2: the quality or state of being certain : certitude (cuntitude?)
1 a:<had perfect cuntfidence in her ability to emasculate her husband> < she debased her husband with brash cuntfidence>
1 b:<having cuntfidence in highlighting her husbands shortcomings>
2 a:<they had every cuntfidence of successfully killing husbands spirit>
Cuntfidence by Friendly Observations February 17, 2009

Cuntadance

When you've got confidence, but your a cunt about it
Jamie keeps flirting with Jessica by hitting her, he's got a lot of cuntadance
Cuntadance by Kjbunda September 22, 2021

Confidance 

When you suddenly burst into dance after a rush of confidence while inebriated
I was drunk at the bar but this chick told me i looked good so i burst into my confidance
Confidance by StreetGoon January 24, 2015

Cuntfodance

When you're so confident you act like a cunt
Barry gonna get a punch in the face due to his cuntfodance
Cuntfodance by Richfatbloke February 21, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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