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Cuntfidence 

Delusional confidence usually found in those cunts of the highest order.
"look at that stupid prick dancing in the kanye west glasses, full of cuntfidence"
Cuntfidence by Culivar July 12, 2009
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Cuntfidence 

1 a: a feeling or consciousness of a bitchy womans powers or of reliance on bitchs circumstances
b: faith or belief that (said bitch) thinks shes emotionally destroying her husband in a right, proper, or effective way
2: the quality or state of being certain : certitude (cuntitude?)
1 a:<had perfect cuntfidence in her ability to emasculate her husband> < she debased her husband with brash cuntfidence>
1 b:<having cuntfidence in highlighting her husbands shortcomings>
2 a:<they had every cuntfidence of successfully killing husbands spirit>
Cuntfidence by Friendly Observations February 17, 2009

Cuntfidence 

When someone is too confident it makes them a cunt
Barry is gonna get punched in the face for having too much cuntfidence
Cuntfidence by Richfatbloke February 22, 2023

Cuntfidence 

To behave in a manner of excessive confidence due to the knowledge of being right. A direct form of educated arrogance
He is displaying a good level of cuntfidence
Cuntfidence by BigMac 111 March 8, 2023

checkpoint confidence 

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.
"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

Confidence Check 

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.
Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

confidence 

having the ability to walk through a hallway full of people and not caring what they think.
Dang, Alexandra sure has confidence.💘
confidence by xx. -A. April 30, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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