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Cuntfetti 

a liberal scattering of irritating or arrogant people over the general area.
The level of cuntfetti in this place is really high!
Cuntfetti by JD Nick June 21, 2024

Champagne confetti 

To squirt. Female ejaculation.
You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS
Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

Ass confetti 

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
Ass confetti by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

champagne confetti 

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT
you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d
champagne confetti by eunkoo September 28, 2023

Cunt-Fetti 

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. Normally found on the base of a penis after sexual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.
The sex was great, but the CUNT-FETTI was all over the bed.
Cunt-Fetti by TAC0USMC July 24, 2007
Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.
Cumfetti by Pienese! November 28, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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