Catfetti

The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.

Argh! My tuxedo's covered in catfetti! I don't even own a cat!

by VHiley May 11, 2007

Catfetti

When a cat loves shredding paper into tiny pieces which resembles confetti.

My cat tore my homework into catfetti!

by bcknd June 7, 2024

carfetti

The assorted bits of debris that litter the road after an auto accident.

Wow that was a big accident. I did not know a SUV and a two seater could make so much carfetti.

by dgRonbo December 7, 2011

Carfetti

Unidentifiable pieces of broken car left after a wreak.

The wreak was so bad all I saw was carfetti.

by Deadsamurai13 May 27, 2019