cuntcruncher

A sex position in which the woman squeezes her vagina so vigorously that the man's penis ends up beaten and bloody. This move is very rare and hard to pull off; however when pulled off correctly, a level of pleasure is achieved that can only be compares to sticking ones penis in hot bacon grease. In short, the woman's pussy muscles essentially crunch the dick during sex until it looks like a lumpy carrot.

Woman: babe let me do the cuntcruncher tonight I love it
Man: not tonight last time we did it my dick was left shriveled and bloody. It was pleasurable though

cuntcruncher by basedgod_95 July 12, 2013

cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.

Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.

cuntbluncher by leoladu March 25, 2020

cuntmuncher

1. An insult for an annoying person
2. One who frequently eats female genitalia.

1. Brian Walsh is such a cuntmuncher.
2. Wow, you eat a lot of pussy, you are one badass cuntmuncher

cuntmuncher by Paul Farnan August 31, 2003

cuntpuncher 

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.

Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!

cuntpuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Cuntmuncher

Cuntmuncher - Someone who eats womens vaginas

Your a real cuntmuncher

Cuntmuncher by Boffheadjoe. May 26, 2009

cunt cruncher

when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.

"man that bitch had a crispy pussy"

"man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed cunt cruncher!"

cunt cruncher by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008

cuntmuncher

a bitch whose really annoying

R: OMG jacklin is such a cuntmuncher..
E: tell me about it she punched me in the face last week

cuntmuncher by emkdlsv June 4, 2009