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Cuntmuncher

Cuntmuncher - Someone who eats womens vaginas
Your a real cuntmuncher
Cuntmuncher by Boffheadjoe. May 26, 2009

cuntmuncher

R: OMG jacklin is such a cuntmuncher..
E: tell me about it she punched me in the face last week
cuntmuncher by emkdlsv June 4, 2009

cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.
Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.
cuntbluncher by leoladu March 25, 2020

Cunt Muncher 

A Cunt Muncher thinks they know what they are talking about, but in reality everything they say is utter bullshit. Cunt Munchers think they are intellectually superior than everyone else but they are actually morons.
What the fuck is this guy talking about? He is a huge Cunt Muncher for saying something so stupid.

Shut the fuck up Cunt Muncher you don't know shit.

cuntpuncher 

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.
Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!
cuntpuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cunt muncher 

a term used for going down on a girl.

also used to describe a lesbian
"that girl over there is a cunt muncher" , "oh can i watch"
cunt muncher by sectorcpope May 9, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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