testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

drunkersation

A conversation that is had when two or more involved parties are intoxicated. Often, one or more person(s) involved is (are) able to recall fragments of said conversation in the days that follow.

Person #1: Man, I can't believe you shave your balls with a razor.
Person #2: What? No I don't.
Person #1: Yeah. You told us last night that you do it after church every Sunday.
Person #3: Totally... during our drunkersation!

by WhiskeyNick March 18, 2009

wii want fries

A phrase to be chanted during Wii bowling when a player gets a split. If the split is picked up, the expectation is that the bowler will purchase french fries for the other competitors.

-Oh shit, I've got a 7-10 split.
-Wii want fries! Wii want fries! Wii want fries!

by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007

Ghettometer

(Pronounced geh-tah-mih-tehr) Someone who has a keen sense for who and what is ghetto. Much like how gaydar is for homosexuals.

We didn't go to that party because Frank's Ghettometer told him there would be a lot of crack cocaine there.

by WhiskeyNick September 28, 2006

auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

cuntcer

Cancer of the vagina.

I hope that stupid bitch dies of cuntcer.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.

by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007