similar to a vaingina. Except whereas a vaingina is a hot girl who while full of herself is still ok to hang out with. A hot girl who is cuntceited not only is full of herself but also such a bitch that she has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Nelson: Yo, Dane's ex is such a bitch. She totally lives in a bubble that just revolves around her.
Dave: Can you believe she said she had to lower her standards so much to be with him, and that's why she cheated because she couldn't even recognize herself anymore.
Nelson: I know she's so cuntceited!
Dave: Can you believe she said she had to lower her standards so much to be with him, and that's why she cheated because she couldn't even recognize herself anymore.
Nelson: I know she's so cuntceited!
by autobot85 March 26, 2010
Get the cuntceited mug.WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.
This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.
You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.
This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.
You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
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'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''
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by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003
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conceited
adjective
excessively proud of oneself; vain.
"Fred's so conceited he'd never believe anyone would refuse him"
grandiose
adjective
impressive and imposing in appearance or style, especially pretentiously so.
"the court's grandiose facade"
sense
noun
a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted; a meaning.
"it is not clear which sense of the word ‘characters’ is intended in this passage"
Stringing all these definitions, you get
A person who is excessively proud of oneself, with a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted, which is impressive and imposing in appearance or style, (especially pretentiously so)
conceited
adjective
excessively proud of oneself; vain.
"Fred's so conceited he'd never believe anyone would refuse him"
grandiose
adjective
impressive and imposing in appearance or style, especially pretentiously so.
"the court's grandiose facade"
sense
noun
a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted; a meaning.
"it is not clear which sense of the word ‘characters’ is intended in this passage"
Stringing all these definitions, you get
A person who is excessively proud of oneself, with a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted, which is impressive and imposing in appearance or style, (especially pretentiously so)
Conceited with grandiose senses think lowly and badly of me is arrogant and unreasonably stupid not simple, just what low intellect thinks and acts bc so self obsessed and inferior yet full of self, such paradox still dare acts as if winner hah only know to "like, love" self not really ever liking nor loving others is bc inferior, low fake self confident and I should not ever be blamed or be assaulted hah
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