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Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.
Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.
Cuntartica by Lianachan March 5, 2004
being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme
man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic
cuntastic by baileycook April 14, 2006
Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.
Bunbun is cuntastic
Cuntastic by ironman69 April 23, 2009
A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.
"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."
A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.
OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.
Cuntastic by IW4444 March 4, 2010