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cuntalytics

Using state-of-the-art technology like graphical pattern recognition to garner data about your personal life without your express permission.

If you have ever been in the background of a photo whilst having a beer at a restaurant, at a ball game cheering on your team or minding your own business on the bus. Chances are there's an organization who has sold information about where you were, what brand of beer you drink, your favorite team and the friends you were with at the time.
Q: What! Why am I getting adverts for Blue Waffles? That makes no sense!
A: You are the victim of cuntalytics my friend. They don't always get it right.
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Cuntalitis 

noun.
A chronic, yet also contagious form of Cunt in which one said woman (yet has been proven in some cases of men) are perpetual constant cunts.
Ann Coulter suffers from cuntalitis.
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cuntantics 

Cuntantics, the antics often displayed by a cunt
I can't deal with her cuntantics anymore!
cuntantics by HarleyCharlie September 30, 2014

Chatalytics 

The analytics of chatrooms and other chat-related services
I was checking out the chatalytics on CollegeOnly and realized TONS of people are using it
Chatalytics by Chatalyst September 30, 2010

cuntlytical 

He based his cuntlytical conclusion on his experience of being an overly analytical cunt towards his peers and colleagues
cuntlytical by Kenco07 December 23, 2020
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