cunt waggon
A word used to describe one who is rude, annoying or desrespectful towards others or is full of insults.
cunt waggon by swaggeh May 20, 2014
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cunt wagon
cunt wagon by sdalkjf; April 25, 2006
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cunt wagon
1 A vehicle used to try to impress the female gender. Usually a Hummer, Beamer, Mercedes etc.
2 An expensive vehicle to compensate for some other shortcoming.
2 An expensive vehicle to compensate for some other shortcoming.
cunt wagon by Boydman January 14, 2007
cunt wagon
A motor vehicle driven by a mack to deliver one of more of his prostitutes to their assignations or distribute his ho's along his turf; Pimpmobile.
"I seen you last night, drivin' aroun' in yo' cunt wagon."
"What you say?"
"Drivin' yo' ho's in yo' Escalade, puttin' them out on the curb, like an ol' time milks man, dealin' out his bottles o' cream."
"What you say?"
"Drivin' yo' ho's in yo' Escalade, puttin' them out on the curb, like an ol' time milks man, dealin' out his bottles o' cream."
cunt wagon by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008
Cunt Wagon
An especially vial breed of woman. Also, an argumentative "twat" who has a secret desire to wield a penis.
Cunt wagon was first used in Boise, Idaho man they called "Twig". He coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the Cunt Wagon that he had to work with.
Cunt Wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Cunt wagon was first used in Boise, Idaho man they called "Twig". He coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the Cunt Wagon that he had to work with.
Cunt Wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Noun:
Listen closely you fucking CUNT WAGON.... I will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my balls upon your chin.
Verb:
What happened?! Your sister just Cunt Wagoned me... the dirty whore.
Adjective:
How was football practice? It was Cunt Wagonesque....
Listen closely you fucking CUNT WAGON.... I will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my balls upon your chin.
Verb:
What happened?! Your sister just Cunt Wagoned me... the dirty whore.
Adjective:
How was football practice? It was Cunt Wagonesque....
Cunt Wagon by Cock_Bastard August 5, 2011
cunt wagon
cunt wagon by annoym March 2, 2008
Cunt wagon
A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts
“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”
Cunt wagon by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021
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