cunt treed

when a guy trys to put his dick into a girls cunt but she is too tight so his head only gets in. makeing a tree the cunt being leaves and the dick is the trunk.

man yester day me and my boyfriend were gonna do stuff...but i got cunt treed... he is too big!

by cherriefreak326 March 7, 2008

cunt tree

A whole bunch of related peoples all descended from one cunt.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.

Which cunt tree are you from? My mother's cunt!

by jack2345678 January 25, 2011

cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011

cunt tree

similar to dick tree

the guy was a fuckn dick tree,

by sean March 22, 2005

Bitch leaf off a cunt tree

A bitch leaf off a cunt tree is the term for an evil woman who comes from a more evil woman.

She was so bad for him... I knew she was a bitch leaf off a cunt tree all falling on his grass.

by Chayce1981 November 1, 2017

cunt tree

A manipulation of the word "country" that refers to country music. This makes it derogatory and therefore fun to use against those who actually listen to it.

That damn Pro-Southern white trash person is always blaring their cunt tree music way too damn loud.

by Jack Hitgood May 13, 2005

Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

by Dark Dave October 14, 2019