cunt treed
when a guy trys to put his dick into a girls cunt but she is too tight so his head only gets in. makeing a tree the cunt being leaves and the dick is the trunk.
cunt treed by cherriefreak326 March 7, 2008
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cunt tree
A whole bunch of related peoples all descended from one cunt.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.
cunt tree by jack2345678 January 25, 2011
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cunt tree
Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.
cunt tree by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011
cunt tree
Bitch leaf off a cunt tree
Bitch leaf off a cunt tree by Chayce1981 November 1, 2017
cunt tree
A manipulation of the word "country" that refers to country music. This makes it derogatory and therefore fun to use against those who actually listen to it.
That damn Pro-Southern white trash person is always blaring their cunt tree music way too damn loud.
cunt tree by Jack Hitgood May 13, 2005
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