cuntbreed

Someone who is a cunt of such epic proportions that it can only be explained by centuries of breeding - and most likely inbreeding - with other cunts of a similar magnitude.

I always knew Dave was a cuntwad, but until he shagged his sister I never realised he was such a total fucking cuntbreed!

by Cuntybaws April 23, 2014

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntbreeder

1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.

"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."

by Quietpleez October 24, 2016

Cuntreduction

When somebody is being excessively obnoxious and wont come to agreement.wont shut the fuck up and there doing alittle too much.

You know what u need a cuntreduction.

by Yaquione December 13, 2019

Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

Cuntree

The place to send a person who already resides in his own country but who stopped making any sense and lost all abilities to argue diligently, typically on social media. Since the person is already in his/her own country, the only place for them left to go back to is the cunt they came out from or any other within their family tree.

Typically used to address a person of Maltese origins, resides in Malta and thinks foreigners are aliens.

To be used in a polite manner, ideally by thanking the person you are addressing with this request.

Example 1:

Marjow Borg Real Estate Agent: ''BARGAIN. Larger than usual 55sqm two bedroom apartment in Sliema. Luxury finished. EUR 890,000."

Marija Sammut: " Marjow, please delete the post and go back to your cuntree. Thank you"

Example 2:

Gina Bezzina: "All these foreigners are taking over our island. We should send them back to their country, our economy was doing fine without them."

Andrew Johnsson: " Gina please be so kind and go back to your cuntree. Make sure to take any offspring with you. Thank you."

by naghga September 28, 2019

cuntbreath

to have breath bad as a smelly cunt. cunt

Christ Stu ! You cuntbreath ! Some brandy last nite or what ??

by Big T November 11, 2003