cunstos

shortened from the word 'cunstable' to reffer to an officer of the law or a policeman. the cunsto or cunstos are just the pigs.

guy: "ah shit bro, the cunstos. hide the pot"

other guy: "cher there buvva"

by Dead step sister February 18, 2021

Cuntoscope

A vaginal speculum

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cunstomer

A customer who is a cunt.

"God he was an entitled asshole".
"Yeah what a cunstomer"

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

cuntosaurus

One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.

Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
Prostitute, "ROAR!"

by Ashley Hoffa September 21, 2007

cuntosaurus rex

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.

Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex

by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008

cuntosityitudeness

The act of being a massive cunt.

That guy is so full of himself, his levels of cuntosityitudeness are through the roof.

by The Almighty LeeLee November 19, 2016

Cuntosaurous

an insult used to describe a female or gay male who exceeds that of your typical "cunt." An EXTREME cunt.

-What a Cuntosaurous
-Stop being a Cuntosaurous
-He's suCH a Cuntosaurous !

by xiandlc February 3, 2010