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Cuntoscope 

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
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cuntscaping 

The act of a female shaving her pubic hair in order to make her cunt look more attractive.
Sasha Grey's my favorite porn star; she has excellent cuntscaping.
cuntscaping by Planeswalker___ December 15, 2008

cuntscape 

The act of landacaping your box by means of shaving or trimming.
Mary made sure to cuntscape her cunt before her big date.
cuntscape by MaryLouSteep September 18, 2020

Cuntscapade

When someone is an undiluted, absolute, in it's purest form, a cunt.
When someone is such an absolute blithering imbecile idiot asshole.
When someone is being attention seeking annoying bitching dickhead.
That group of friends is mostly made up of cuntscapades.
Yeah, I heard that this store was full of cunstcapades. I'd like the blueberry pancakes?
Cuntscapade by Timjimdimsim January 27, 2026
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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