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Cuntoscope 

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
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cuntscaping 

The act of a female shaving her pubic hair in order to make her cunt look more attractive.
Sasha Grey's my favorite porn star; she has excellent cuntscaping.
cuntscaping by Planeswalker___ December 15, 2008

cuntscape 

The act of landacaping your box by means of shaving or trimming.
Mary made sure to cuntscape her cunt before her big date.
cuntscape by MaryLouSteep September 18, 2020

Cuntscapade

When someone is an undiluted, absolute, in it's purest form, a cunt.
When someone is such an absolute blithering imbecile idiot asshole.
When someone is being attention seeking annoying bitching dickhead.
That group of friends is mostly made up of cuntscapades.
Yeah, I heard that this store was full of cunstcapades. I'd like the blueberry pancakes?
Cuntscapade by Timjimdimsim January 27, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026