A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.

Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

Cuntstitution by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

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cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

cuntstipated by Scobar September 22, 2005

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Cuntstick

1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.

"You are a complete CUNTSTICK, now FUCK OFF"
Source: Dave RT Jones, Manchester

Cuntstick by David RT Jones August 30, 2007

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Cuntstipated

Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!

Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....

Cuntstipated by DnBDuBzJunky November 10, 2018

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