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cumjested
an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.
also known as blowback
also known as blowback
cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010
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Cumestry
Cumestry by HarrisaShoe May 16, 2021
cumgestion
Fabian was all set to let loose on her face, but instead, Shaniqua begged him to shoot right into her nostril, which ended up later giving her a case of 50% nasal cumgestion.
cumgestion by JamKam January 14, 2008
Cumfest
as the name implies, it's a festival where you cum and dry your your boys (your cum sack aka your nut sack) to the point of being a desert where sperm and other cum beings live till they die of thirst or hunger for cum and some people (that will not be named) has went far and beyond to dry their sacks and many died from dry sack
your friend: Hey are you going to the Cumfest
you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now
you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!
you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now
you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!
Cumfest by Mcjuggernut69 November 30, 2020
Cumlesterol
Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Cumlesterol by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
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