cumgestion

the act of ejaculating into a partners nose.

Fabian was all set to let loose on her face, but instead, Shaniqua begged him to shoot right into her nostril, which ended up later giving her a case of 50% nasal cumgestion.

cumgestion by JamKam January 14, 2008

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

immaculate congestion by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

Cumbustion 

An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!

That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!

Cumbustion by CWeed, Browniemixx, Echo January 11, 2009

Spontaneous Cumbustion 

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

Spontaneous Cumbustion by Diction.net February 24, 2015

prostatic congestion 

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

prostatic congestion by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

Cumnection 

The act of being so in sync with your partner that you cum at the same time.

It was beautiful, we cum same time. We had a real cumnection.

Cumnection by MD girl 5 March 13, 2017

Spontaneous Cumbustion 

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.

When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

Spontaneous Cumbustion by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008