Cumspot

A word used to accurately describe Barrack Obama, or any other member of the liberal wing of the Democratic Party

Barrack Obama thinks he is the chosen one, but actually he is simply a cumspot on the bedsheets of American history

by Social Commentator May 13, 2009

Jewish anal cumspot

words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone

Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"

Bro 2: "Jewish anal cumspot!!"


"Dude, why are you such a jewish anal cumspot?!?!"

by Chief1234 March 31, 2009

Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

by colinmochrie March 16, 2014

massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

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caramel cumshot

While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.

Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."

by the_ponzz December 1, 2022

The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

by CalYourPal October 22, 2019