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fibonacci 

used to describe something that’s aesthetically and indecipherably pleasing
bitch you tryin' to be fibonacci, but ur just incongruous
fibonacci by impression April 15, 2018
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Fibonacci 

A sequence of numbers described by a guy named Leonardo from thirteenth century Pisa, Italy. The sequence starts with a zero or 1 and shows up unexpectedly in patterns all the time in math, computing, and nature. Pascal's triangle several centuries later when added diagonally added up to - guess what - this. The Fibonacci sequence can be found in the perfect spiral of flowers, shells, and waves in nature, hurricanes, the proportions of the human face and body, galaxies in space, comprises the golden ratio in architecture, and has applications in everything from audio/sound, chemistry, to population genetics, and predicting stock growth.

When describing a person, a Fibonacci is someone who is brilliant, interesting, and 'magical'. They are able to connect things. They are both left and right brain, and probably use a much higher percentage of their brain than most humans, if they are in fact, human. They are also the kindest, nicest most incredible human beings on the planet, if they are even from here. Fibonacci is the guy or girl who will always beat you in 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon, in like 2 moves. They can see the connection in everything. Usually found with at least one of more other Fibonaccis, so if you find a cluster, you will basically fucking die.
girl1: Barkeley is a total hippie love fest omg he's so nice and smart and I love him so much and I want to die.

girl2: yeah he's a Fibonacci

girl3: namaste
Fibonacci by firefly's light August 10, 2017

fibonacci 

A spiral pasta that extends infinitely.
This fibonacci tastes great in red sauce. So does Fibonacci.
fibonacci by EKahn February 22, 2014

Fibonacci 

a type of pasta that math majors like to eat
I would like 0 flies in my soup, 1 salad, 1 pizza, 2 sodas, 3 bags of chips, 5 breadsticks, and 8 bowls of Fibonacci
Fibonacci by _Emera_ February 23, 2014

Fibonacci Fap February 

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day
Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
Fibonacci Fap February by Iraqistan November 3, 2018

Fibonacci Dequence 

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.
Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.
Fibonacci Dequence by Swampybaby January 1, 2018

Fibonacci Cumshot 

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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