After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.
by Skeetl September 15, 2008
Get the cumshart mug.A Cumshart is performed during both hetero and homosexual acts, this could be performed by a man and a woman, or any sort of homosexual couple. This is where the man cums into the other person's asshole and the woman or other man proceeds to fart with all their might and release their bowels, causing fecal matter and semen (even blood if lucky) to spray all over the males body and genitalia. This could disgust the male and if lucky, he may puke all over the receiver and cause a puke fest
Tyrone : ayy Jimbo, I totally gave my homie a Cumshart last night before kissing him goodnight, I got super lucky and there was even a big of blood!
Jimbo : Dude nice I did that to my wife the other night, though I didn't get that lucky (later on Jimbo cried himself to sleep that night, then in the morning woke up and continued his morning routine, he remembered how lucky Tyrone got whilst performing a Cumshart on his homie, he then proceeded to hang himself from the shame he had endured by being 1uped from his homie Tyrone, he was found dead 3 days after committing suicide after his wife returned from a business trip)
Jimbo : Dude nice I did that to my wife the other night, though I didn't get that lucky (later on Jimbo cried himself to sleep that night, then in the morning woke up and continued his morning routine, he remembered how lucky Tyrone got whilst performing a Cumshart on his homie, he then proceeded to hang himself from the shame he had endured by being 1uped from his homie Tyrone, he was found dead 3 days after committing suicide after his wife returned from a business trip)
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Get the Cumshart mug.Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus
by FOSPOL July 9, 2018
Get the cumshark mug.A shaft that you can fall into that it made out of cum and you can mine it. It is very dangerous but it does give houses to the homeless
I got caught in a cumshaft and I had to mine my way out fucking every homeless person I could see they died none of they survived after I was through with them. I have rested their souls as a life source and go out when I got out I had infinite but power and killed and raper every women I saw
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Get the Cumshaft mug.n. An item of clothing which has been spooged upon, and then continues to be worn without being washed.
I can't believe that groupie left a cumshirt in her laundry for two weeks and kept looking at it as a reminder of being bent over by a second-rate bassist.
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