masturbateus interruptus

The name given to an individual who has a terrible habit of repeatedly interrupting one's solo-sex session.
Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".
by Skeetl February 23, 2010
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cumshart

A wet fart of cum and poo.
After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.
by Skeetl August 20, 2006
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