cumsiesta

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumsistency

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

Cumsies

When a teenager precums in his pants,it is referred to as cumsies.

" While sitting in class, little confused Steve went cumsies while looking at his reading teacher"

by The Best Entertainer October 19, 2009

Cumsectamy

When you cum inside a girl and realize she not on the pill. You then get your nearest silly straw and suck your cum out of her dirty ass vag

1. Bro, last night I came inside my girl and when I realized that Ho wasn't on the pill...I had to perform a cumsectamy

2. Favorite thing about sex...is when I have to perform a cumsectamy!!! ;)

by Sex Grizzly 69 September 10, 2014

cummiest

to have to most cum

She has the cummiest face of the seven girls.

by skipapottomus February 17, 2009

cumfiesta

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004