Compootah

How a retard spells computer.

Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

by riggers8 December 13, 2013

compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"

by kanjar January 16, 2008

compooter

Slang for computer.

Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8

by Flameteor September 28, 2017

compotally

a hybrid word, it is a cross between the words completely and totally. used in stead of saying the mouthful, "completely and totally."

dude, you are compotally awesome.

by whittleskittles July 3, 2010

compootle

using a computer in a relaxed leisurely manner, wandering about the internet or working

"I think i'll compootle my way through the afternoon"

"what you up to?"
"nothing much, just compootling"

"is that project written up yet?"
"I still have ages, I'm compootling my way through it"

by @Elfod August 23, 2011

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003