Cumoflaged 

When a female partner is covered completely in semen from her male partner(s) during sexual intercourse

My ex had this kink where she liked to get cumoflaged by me and a bunch of my friends. She would be so covered with semen that she would blend in with the white walls perfectly.

Cumoflaged by bachupio June 6, 2020

Cumoflage 

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.

"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."

Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009

cumouflage 

A means of concealing semen (cum) after having masturbated and shot in the wrong direction. Often carried out quickly, to avoid evidence being seen by friends or family, about to come in.

Mike is such a retard, does he really think we wouldn't notice that the bra on his ceiling is total cumouflage?

cumouflage by Jenny G October 5, 2006

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

camoflagery by bread infection December 28, 2005

camoflage 

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

camoflage by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016

camouflaged Monday 

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

camouflaged Monday by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

Cumoflage 

When he cums but U don't know if it went inside u or not

"Did u cum inside ?" idk it must of been cumoflaged

Cumoflage by Suoernexus August 5, 2016