A cumloz is a large cumshot that is designed to be held in the mouth for slow dissolution prior to swallowing, to be given when your girlfriend has a sore throat, closely related to a throat lozenge.
Yo my girl has a sore throat, so I gave her a healthy cumloz, coats your throat all the way down...she feels better already.
by Ju Tang Killa August 7, 2018
Get the cumloz mug.A male or female who performs oral sex on men with the specific goal of earning the man's cum. True cumlovers view getting a load of cum shot in their mouth as a reward for giving a good blowjob. True cumlovers always swallow.
Shawn must be a real cumlover. He sucked off every guy at the party and swallowed every drop of cum.
by swvsucker March 18, 2015
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*Woman sucking on a penis*
Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.
Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.
Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.
Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.
Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.
Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.
by Poontalicious Dude March 28, 2009
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by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020
Get the cumlordian mug.When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.
Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."
Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"
Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"
by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011
Get the Cumdozing mug.Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
by gindertopia March 6, 2010
Get the divine cumlord mug.Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.
by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009
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