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When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.
"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"
cumter by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011
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A being that resides in a cubicle for more than forty (40) hours per week, often isolated from other persons with the exception of an occasional coffee or restroom break. Feeding, napping and general wasting of time are the common activities of the cubite. Skin is typically pale as they don't tend to see the light of day and for some reason they have the common behavior of putting mirrors about them, possibly to detect when another cubite has invaded their territory. Activity of the cubite depends on the day of the week, often with Monday being the day of the lowest activity and a gradual increase with a peak on Friday.
Michael won't leave his cubicle for lunch; he's such a cubite.
cubite by mbslabod February 5, 2010

Dumb Cumster 

A woman who is a cum dumpster but dumber.
Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.
Dumb Cumster by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008
Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.
Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.
Cumster by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009
Clever way of fooling your boss into thinking the workday is over. Works particularly well if your boss is named "Mike".
"Cumike!"
"See you guys!"
cumike by bacondaddy August 14, 2020

Cumstered 

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.
Cumstered by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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