Clever way of fooling your boss into thinking the workday is over. Works particularly well if your boss is named "Mike".
by bacondaddy August 14, 2020
Get the cumike mug.the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
by soft and simple July 4, 2011
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Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
by Cumdik August 27, 2014
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Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie
by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020
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Guy: Ahhhhh.... (Or Horse Whinny)
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!
by TehGbon May 20, 2011
Get the cumikaze mug.When fellatio is being performed by a woman hesitant to ingest, the male pulls out at the moment of ejaculation and blasts the left eye of the wench, screaming CUMIKAZI!
by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009
Get the Cumikazi mug.When a woman is sucking you off and right before you cum you stick it inside of her pussy and scream “CUMIKAZE”.
Man1: Hey how did it go last night?
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.
by Riperoni and cheese March 6, 2018
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