cumike 

Clever way of fooling your boss into thinking the workday is over. Works particularly well if your boss is named "Mike".

"Cumike!"
"See you guys!"

cumike by bacondaddy August 14, 2020

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen

levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze) by soft and simple July 4, 2011

Cumikaze 

When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.

Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.

Cumikaze by Cumdik August 27, 2014

Cumkie

When you get cum on your cookie.

*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie

Cumkie by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020

cumikaze 

After having sex with protection, swinging your condom David and Goliath style into your partner's face.

Guy: Ahhhhh.... (Or Horse Whinny)
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!

cumikaze by TehGbon May 20, 2011

Cumikazi 

When fellatio is being performed by a woman hesitant to ingest, the male pulls out at the moment of ejaculation and blasts the left eye of the wench, screaming CUMIKAZI!

I dear Jane'd Francisella by using the Cumikazi maneuver

Cumikazi by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009

Cumikaze 

When a woman is sucking you off and right before you cum you stick it inside of her pussy and scream “CUMIKAZE”.

Man1: Hey how did it go last night?
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.

Cumikaze by Riperoni and cheese March 6, 2018