cumit

(noun): the vomit which enters a woman's cunt, presumably from another lover's mouth, which then proceeds to curl into a wave and exit the cunt; ie "cunt-vomit" or cumit.

alternatives: pomit, vagomit

This gal I was eating out gave me a japand job and now I got cumit all over my good shirt--gosh darn!

by ithinkimturningjapanese June 14, 2011

cumiahrrea

When you run your mouth so much the company you work for is forced to fire you from your multimillion dollar, 15 hour work week job

I had such a bad case of cumiahrrea on Twitter last night, that my boss fired me by email the next morning

by JimMorton August 31, 2016

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen

levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

by soft and simple July 4, 2011

Suckingadick Cuminmyass

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.

"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"

by KinZil March 10, 2017

Cumillion

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass

I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

posse comitotus

How an idiot might spell posse comitatus

I like to rant about Waco and what a violation of posse comitotus, but I don't even know enough about posse comitatus to spell it correctly.

by 26thofJuly February 21, 2008

cuminate

To cum in an orderly fashion and often found on a bus window If a bus monitor is being mean.

"My boo loves it when I cuminate"

"The bus monitor is on her monthly let's expose her on the window"

by Thtehnnt November 23, 2016