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cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.
Related Words
when you ejaculate and your penis is burning so you sit on the toilet waiting to piss.
"i was fucking a girl last night and it went shit"
"you have cumburn?"
"yeah"

cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!
Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.
cumhumppance by Glee sucks October 23, 2009

Cumtured 

She found herself quite cumtured when she woke up the morning after a wild one-night stand.
Cumtured by Cumlover420 January 18, 2019
I gave my beloved wife some cumgurt for breakfast.
cumgurt by terp town February 26, 2023

cumgurting 

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.
I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!
cumgurting by terp town February 26, 2023