cumturd-noun:A byproduct of a male individual having unprotected sexual relations with his partner's rectum.The partner expells feces after the sex act and invaritably the "load" or semen left inside the small intestine encases the feacal matter in a slimy,gooey sack.This is the cumturd or cummy turd.
"OOOOOOH,dis bitch done went an' had sex wit hah butt;done frittered out a goddamn cumturd!!!"
"Richard,ride that pony and I'll plant a nice cumturd in your glory hole!"
"Oh sweet lord honey;I didn't know you were pregnant!""You was just fuckin' the wrong hole hubby-too-tubby;that's no mutant,it's a cumturd."
"Richard,ride that pony and I'll plant a nice cumturd in your glory hole!"
"Oh sweet lord honey;I didn't know you were pregnant!""You was just fuckin' the wrong hole hubby-too-tubby;that's no mutant,it's a cumturd."
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It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
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I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard
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𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨
1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.
Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."
2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨
1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.
Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."
2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
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