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would you like to join me and cumcur together several times, culminating in a sweaty, satisfied mess?
Cumcur by Hope Fester August 4, 2011
Cumcur
A play on the word 'concur'.
To approve of or agree with any sexual reference or act.
Started by a large group of Twilight fans while reading the fan fiction Under the Apple Tree in which "I concur." became a popular saying, which later transformed into "I cumcur."
To approve of or agree with any sexual reference or act.
Started by a large group of Twilight fans while reading the fan fiction Under the Apple Tree in which "I concur." became a popular saying, which later transformed into "I cumcur."
Cumcur by Sic Transit25 September 8, 2010
Cumcuzzi
A fully functional jacuzzi that is so full of cum that it is now defined as a Cumcuzzi. The widely accepted rule of thumb for a cumcuzzi classification is when there is more cum than any other substance in the jacuzzi. Please note, that the functionality of the Jacuzzi is critical to the definition. If not operational, the cumcuzzi title is stripped in favor of the more accurate label: Cum Dumpster.
After the bar, Geoffrey invited us back to his house to hang out in his Jacuzzi. I immediately refused because he longer owns a Jacuzzi, all he has now is just a dirty old cumcuzzi he bangs chicks in.
Mr Smyth bought a jacuzzi second hand from his friend Steve. After a few parties, it is now a cumcuzzi
In Worcester, NY, you can make sperm bank donations directly from a sampling of Geoff’s cumcuzzi
Mr Smyth bought a jacuzzi second hand from his friend Steve. After a few parties, it is now a cumcuzzi
In Worcester, NY, you can make sperm bank donations directly from a sampling of Geoff’s cumcuzzi
Cumcuzzi by Webster Dictionary (English) September 5, 2019
Cumcrete
Cumcrete by OopsIJustShitMySelf September 5, 2019
cumcumber
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
cumcert
cumcert by ImaShankMaAss November 28, 2016