cumgurt

The combination of cum and yogurt

I gave my beloved wife some cumgurt for breakfast.

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumgurting

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.

I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumguts

someone who eats cum

hey, what are you doing cumguts

by badcredit January 10, 2009

Cumgarts

1. To be congratulated in balloono.
2. Made by Tiny Tits.

-Pedro won the Double Kill achievement!-
Tiny Tits, "CUMGARTS!!!"

by MrOstrich January 1, 2012

cumgut

1. the little "pooch" that some women have, usually from consuming too much sperm.

2. the perfect stomach to bust a nut on.

1. that chick is kinda chunky man.
nah, she's just got a cumgut.

2. dood, that chick is gotta major flat stomach man. awesome cumgut!

by trickflip May 1, 2005

cumgurgler

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

CumGutter

A VERY strong arm

Oh man, he's got those things, what do they call him? CumGutters

by EPIC08 November 18, 2020