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The combination of cum and yogurt

I gave my beloved wife some cumgurt for breakfast.

cumgurt by terp town February 26, 2023

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cumgurting

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.

I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!

cumgurting by terp town February 26, 2023

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cumguts

someone who eats cum

hey, what are you doing cumguts

cumguts by badcredit January 10, 2009

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Cumgarts

1. To be congratulated in balloono.
2. Made by Tiny Tits.

-Pedro won the Double Kill achievement!-
Tiny Tits, "CUMGARTS!!!"

Cumgarts by MrOstrich January 1, 2012

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cumgut

1. the little "pooch" that some women have, usually from consuming too much sperm.

2. the perfect stomach to bust a nut on.

1. that chick is kinda chunky man.
nah, she's just got a cumgut.

2. dood, that chick is gotta major flat stomach man. awesome cumgut!

cumgut by trickflip May 1, 2005

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cumgurgler

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

cumgurgler by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

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CumGutter

A VERY strong arm

Oh man, he's got those things, what do they call him? CumGutters

CumGutter by EPIC08 November 18, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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