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cumgoblin 

One who has eccentric tastes for cum.
Dude, wtf, you're such a cumgoblin. Get the fuck away!
cumgoblin by WarHawk August 26, 2003
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Cumgoblin 

A person who enjoys eating cum
Johnny enjoys eating his and other people's cum, so he is a cumgoblin.
Cumgoblin by starfishunicorn675 February 6, 2022

Cumblind 

Cumblind is when you ejaculate semen onto her eyes while she gets blinded by your sperm.
Oh I will get you Cumblind tonight
Cumblind by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

Cum-Goblin 

Creature who gobbles mouth loads of jizzum.
Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?

Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
Cum-Goblin by Christee Carter January 28, 2009

cuntgoblin

A person who has an unhealthy preoccupation with the female genitalia; a person who actively seeks to have contact with female genitalia through indirect means (i.e. through touching underwear)
"Stupid cuntgoblin tried to put his hand up in my skirt"
cuntgoblin by Lector Landgrab January 20, 2009

Cum Goblin 

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
Cum Goblin by Boofkin May 4, 2022

cumdoubling 

When a woman gives two consecutive blow jobs to two different males, and the ejaculate from the first male is still in her mouth upon the second act of fellatio.
I caught Theresa cumdoubling at the work holiday party, Pete was pissed that he was second.
cumdoubling by Shejess January 1, 2017
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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