cuntgoblin

A person who has an unhealthy preoccupation with the female genitalia; a person who actively seeks to have contact with female genitalia through indirect means (i.e. through touching underwear)

"Stupid cuntgoblin tried to put his hand up in my skirt"

cuntgoblin by Lector Landgrab January 20, 2009

cunt goblin 

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.

Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.

cunt goblin by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009

Cuntrolling

When a female that has authority over you is a total bitch, and is controlling.

Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.

Cuntrolling by ShoKill April 15, 2009

cumgoblin 

One who has eccentric tastes for cum.

Dude, wtf, you're such a cumgoblin. Get the fuck away!

cumgoblin by WarHawk August 26, 2003

Cuntolina 

A name given to any female named Carolina who is acting like a stupid cunt.

Cakky: Carolina keeps touching me inappropriately. What a cunt.

Roxy: Ugh, I don't like Cuntolina.

Cuntolina by ImplodingSporks June 17, 2009

Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

Cuntrolling by Isar May 19, 2006

Cuntgoalie

To interefere with another person trying to pick up a lady. Also see Cockblock

"I was almost in there with that hot chick Mary but Joe came and cockblocked me! What a cuntgoalie"

Cuntgoalie by Derek C December 7, 2003