cumdunt

Calling someone a not very bright vagina, or just a dumb cunt.

Your are such a cumdunt, i can't believe you couldn't figure that out.

by Rusty Bedsprings November 28, 2005

cumdustable bust

A pair of titties so wonderful they make you shoot a load that drains your sack.

Sheila's rack is perfection. In fact, after making a dickwich with her last night, I nearly drowned her in my man rain. I now have to recharge my balls. I guess you could say Sheila's got cumdustable bust!

by Gildster May 18, 2014

Cumducting

The act of performing a blowjob to the rhythm, beat, and story of a song until climax.

Man! My wife has truly mastered the art cumducting… I’ve NEVER been so moved by “In Too Deep”!

by TuvokShakur January 21, 2022

Cumjuntivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 8, 2003

cumbdunt

Cumbdunt, a silly thick person who is a cunt

John is the dumbest cunt I know
He is a cumbdunt

by Punchy093 August 31, 2016

cumductor

A processional leader of cum/spooge/spaff/jizz/mangoo/ball_juice

Man, that guy just played an awesome cumductor over her face!

by notovr November 23, 2016

cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.

Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.

by Kylock February 6, 2008