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Calling someone a not very bright vagina, or just a dumb cunt.

Your are such a cumdunt, i can't believe you couldn't figure that out.

cumdunt by Rusty Bedsprings November 28, 2005

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cumdustable bust

A pair of titties so wonderful they make you shoot a load that drains your sack.

Sheila's rack is perfection. In fact, after making a dickwich with her last night, I nearly drowned her in my man rain. I now have to recharge my balls. I guess you could say Sheila's got cumdustable bust!

cumdustable bust by Gildster May 18, 2014

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Cumducting

The act of performing a blowjob to the rhythm, beat, and story of a song until climax.

Man! My wife has truly mastered the art cumducting… I’ve NEVER been so moved by “In Too Deep”!

Cumducting by TuvokShakur January 21, 2022

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Cumjuntivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Cumjuntivitus by philthemoney August 8, 2003

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cumbdunt

Cumbdunt, a silly thick person who is a cunt

John is the dumbest cunt I know
He is a cumbdunt

cumbdunt by Punchy093 August 31, 2016

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cumductor

A processional leader of cum/spooge/spaff/jizz/mangoo/ball_juice

Man, that guy just played an awesome cumductor over her face!

cumductor by notovr November 23, 2016

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cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.

Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.

cumpunt by Kylock February 6, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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