the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.
by stuckherestill March 22, 2004
A skinny Joint Or cigarette. Definition comes from inmates currently serving time in Folsom state prison, who have small stashes of either marijuana or tobacco and roll skinny or tiny joints.
Richard: Hey Billy go twist up a fatty.
Billy: Ok (Five minutes pass)
Billy: Hey lets put this down.
Richard: Holy Folsom, scraping the bottom of the bag or what?
Billy: Ok (Five minutes pass)
Billy: Hey lets put this down.
Richard: Holy Folsom, scraping the bottom of the bag or what?
by john von biggum January 27, 2008
by nastynate October 8, 2003
A Sacramento suburb. Residing teens (many of whom are middle and upper-middle class) enjoy complaining about it and saying how awful and boring it is even though it is neither awful nor any more boring than other towns.
Folsom has its flaws, but overall, it's a good town. You can go to the lake, the river, historic Sutter Street, one of two movie theaters, Palladio (once it is finished and is not just movie theaters), golfing, biking on the various trails. You can enjoy nature in the wetlands, play sports, eat, among other things.
by T-Bizzcuit January 25, 2010
Folsom is a suburb to Sacramento it is mostly a upper class city but some parts of that area do suffer from more crime and poverty then others. Folsom is known for stoners, skaters, girls being hoes, and good school sports teams.
by Chino martinez October 14, 2020
A suburban town where a bunch of entitled white kids run around being sluts and wannabe gangsters. Teen pregnancy is a usual and you can’t walk around your school with out seeing a white girl wearing a crop top and skinny jeans crying about some dumbass reason. If you are looking for an intelligent conversation you are in the wrong place because everyone in this town is missing brain cells. These white kids call themselves drug dealers when all they do is sell juul pods to 12 year olds. Every Senior in high school preys on freshman and 8th graders and parents don’t know what the fuck is going on in their daughter’s lives.
Jack: “Where are you from”
Jill: “I’m from Folsom”
Jack: “me too, let’s go hit my juul and and spread rumors about your best friend”
Jill: “I’m from Folsom”
Jack: “me too, let’s go hit my juul and and spread rumors about your best friend”
by A different path May 6, 2019
The most boring city on the face of the Earth, full of rich white kids. There really isn't anything to do, and as a teenager if you're unfortunate and have no car and no means of transportation...you're basically screwed.
There are two types of teens in Folsom:
The popular rich kids whose parents pay for everything, who graduate from high school, go to Folsom Lake College, and live in Folsom for the rest of their sad lives, living off of their parents.
Or
The kids who bust their asses to get into a good college, and leave Folsom asap, never to return.
Living here should be considered a form of torture; it may be calm and quiet, but the perpetual boredom isn't worth it.
There are two types of teens in Folsom:
The popular rich kids whose parents pay for everything, who graduate from high school, go to Folsom Lake College, and live in Folsom for the rest of their sad lives, living off of their parents.
Or
The kids who bust their asses to get into a good college, and leave Folsom asap, never to return.
Living here should be considered a form of torture; it may be calm and quiet, but the perpetual boredom isn't worth it.
(conversation between two folsom teens)
Ryan: Hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?
Jerry: Oh I don't know, probably nothing. Do homework I guess, gotta keep my grades up so I can go move out to Maine for college.
Ryan: Aw man, you should drive up to this awesome party far away from this desolate shit town.
Jerry: Sounds fun, but I can't. I have no car and no license.
Ryan: Sucks for you! My parents bought me a brand new Jaguar for my 16th birthday, man I don't know how you live without a license.
Jerry: Me either...
Ryan: Hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?
Jerry: Oh I don't know, probably nothing. Do homework I guess, gotta keep my grades up so I can go move out to Maine for college.
Ryan: Aw man, you should drive up to this awesome party far away from this desolate shit town.
Jerry: Sounds fun, but I can't. I have no car and no license.
Ryan: Sucks for you! My parents bought me a brand new Jaguar for my 16th birthday, man I don't know how you live without a license.
Jerry: Me either...
by iHate this fucking town October 30, 2011