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cumbread

A game where men form a circle around a piece of bread and the last one to cum on the piece of bread has to eat it.
Me and my mates played cumbread and joey (like always) had to eat it.
by вooвS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 7, 2021
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cumbreath

A person who sucks (ding ding) and gets ejaculate in there gob/mouth. If you kiss someone with "cumbreath" and havn't recently recieved a heady from them, BE WORRIED!
That chick at the bar i was just talking to had "cumbreath" i think i will go back and buy her a drink!
by Crozo January 22, 2006
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cumbreallas

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes
Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”
by I just exist February 12, 2021
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cum bread

any type of bread cake or pastry usually small containing semen in place of eggs for the ingredients and baked
id didnt have any eggs to bake my sweetheart valentines cupcake so i used my cum. so it became cum bread
by demonx69 January 30, 2009
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Cumbreathiospermatosis

The smell of a person's breath after being the victim of multiple sperm bodies entering the oral cavity with propelling force.
Wife: "Give me a kiss hunny."
Husband: "Ewww, no way Susan, not after you're suffering from cumbreathiospermatosis."
by New Literature Professional February 4, 2009
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cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.
A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"
by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009
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Cumbradster

A state of immense pleasure that derived from pain and suffering
I bet those kids are cumbradster-ing in their breeches right now.
by Epicninjagamer123 September 20, 2020
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