cumboni 

When having sex the male partner cums on his partner and slurps it off of them like a zamboni

“So check this out Cole, last night I gave Kamie a cumboni” Cole- “Why would you do that Erin?”

cumboni by A$$ 凸(｀△´＋） April 29, 2019

Cumboni 

Cumboni requires 1 male and 2 female partners in action. Cumboni is when the male partner ejaculate onto your one of your female partner’s stomach. Then you proceed to make the other female partner suck the cum up with their mouth like a vacuum cleaner

“Oh man, i nutted on Susan’s stomach and Adriana hit a cumboni on her tummy hard bro.”

Cumboni by Rukesta October 4, 2019

Cumbodia

Cambodia but spelled wrong on purpose

Cambodian guy: hey have you been to Cambodia
Girl1: Yes, I would go to cumbodia again.
Cambodian guy: ah jm

Cumbodia by Lilbro101 October 15, 2023

Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cumbone 

a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum

look at that cumbone

cumbone by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021

cumonia 

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

cumonia by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

cumbonara 

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

cumbonara by Assjack1 May 18, 2012