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cumbonara 

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.
"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"
cumbonara by Assjack1 May 18, 2012
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Cumboarding 

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.
The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
Cumboarding by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009
After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.
"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."
cumboner by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012
The greatest pasta dish to come out of Italy.

Basically pork(guanciale,pancetta or bacon),egg yolks,cheese(parmesan or pecorino)heavy cream(optional)and spaghetti.
One can also use onions,mushrooms,peas and garlic.

Served with black pepper or basil.
In a authentic Carbonara you use Pecorino cheese and Guanciale(unsmoked bacon)

Its hard making the Carbonara perfect because the egg yolks have a tendency to overcook.
carbonara by Carbonara April 3, 2008

Cumboard 

The act of ejaculating onto something such as a couch or a bed, and covering up the stain by dumping water on it.
Mark: "Hey goober, whats this stain on the couch?"
Goober: "Oh, that's just some water I spilled earlier. Just ignore it."
Mark: "You sure you didn't Cumboard the couch?"
Cumboard by EpicMan949 January 19, 2023
A carbonara is when three gay guys Jiz in each others ear and there anus, then they each shove carbonara in each others ear and anus
Jake- Hey bro remember how we carbonared
Kalani- yeah bro I've still got carbonara in my ear
Jack- yeah it's all up my anus still

Jake - wanna have another carbonara tonight
Jack and Kalani - fuck yeah big boi
Carbonara by Street kid May 25, 2016