cambonics 

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

cambonics by Juice January 27, 2005

Corbonics 

The language that originated from the mighty Corwin clan of the southwestern corner of Michigan.

All the mighty Corwin clan speaks a weird and unusual language, Corbonics.

Corbonics by A Mighty Corwin December 11, 2011

Carbonicci 

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.

Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.

Carbonicci by Carbonicci January 1, 2014

Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012

Chatbonics 

Use of acronyms and derived mutations to shorten frequently used terms and phrases on the internet.

Classic Chatbonics:
LOL: Laughing out loud
ROFLOL: Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud
BRB: Be right back
AFK: Away from keyboard
OMG: Oh my god!

Chatbonics by melissamalicious May 8, 2012

Carbonius 

Someone who eats a large amount of carbs and plays Minecraft

“Adam is such a carbonius, did you see how much bread he ate for lunch yesterday?”

Carbonius by Stunts55 February 2, 2020

chibonics 

The language of 'Urban' Chinese. A blend of chinese and ebonics. A variation of nigganese.

Bro: Yo man I can't undastan that China man.
Other Bro: He speakin chibonics.

chibonics by chi_bonics April 12, 2007