cumberclot 

Used as an insult to a person who is also a douchebag, but you ejaculate on them at the same time.

I like you...mmmmmm...even thought you're aaaa.aaaa....CUMBERCLOT!

cumberclot by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty

Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty

Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014

cumbercookies

Cumbercookies are what the fans of Benedict Cumberbatch call themselves so when they all come together, they can become a 'Cumber-batch' like a batch of cookies.

Benedict Fan When Alone: "My people and I are Cumbercookies!"
Benedict Fans In A Group Of 2+: "We are the Cumberbatch!"

cumbercookies by MutantWhoLockian December 2, 2013

Cumbercrotch 

(1)A person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cucumber in terms of size and width.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.

(1) Did you see her boyfriend? That man has a Cumbercrotch!
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'

Cumbercrotch by EdnaAlainaPoe August 14, 2012

Cumbercookie 

A term used by someone to refer to themselves as a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch. To be a "Cumbercookie" is to be a part of the "Cumberbatch".

Girl 1: "I LOVE Benedict Cumberbatch!"

Girl 2: "Me too!"

Girl 3: "Those two are such Cumbercookies.."

Cumbercookie by YBK August 25, 2013

CumberCollective 

1. The Collective term for Benedict Cumberbatch's admirers
2. One of Benedict's most preferred names for his many fans
3. The family-friendly version of Cumberbitches

"I'm a proud member of the CumberCollective"
"And Benedict what are your fans called?" "... The CumberCollective"

CumberCollective by pentan-1-ol May 30, 2013

cumberlot 

1. a word used to describe something that is more cumber than cumbersome

2. a word describing something with a high cumber factor

M: This homework is cumbersome.
J: I might even go so far as to say that it is cumberlot.

cumberlot by maxjeff January 1, 2008